Dosage: A Gulp of KCCO's Amber Ale beer, any beer with a girl's name, or a sip of a good screwdriver a la Jordy, for every WTF, OMG, LOL Shit, Fuck moments in this praised anthology. 

Level of Horror: Horror-Comedy

 Why: I don't know where to start, this was my first taste of Stephen King growing up. I ............