As we all know, Friday the 13th is coming out in theaters today. We know already what the story is all about, but can we stay away? no! I know that it will be breathtakingly thrilling, and Jason is supposed to be faster in this Michael Bay's movie. Not that will change anything because it doesn't matter how slow Jason walked, for some reasons, he always managed to catch up with his preys. This time around, they will have to be Speedy Gonzales, in order to escape Jason Voorhees's grip.
Yeah, I know, today is supposed to be Jason Voorhees's birthday, he's only 29 years old, but has the strength of thousands combined. I can't wait for tonight, I know I will probably be the first one in line, this should be fun. ---------- Support your horror!
I watched Friday the 13th last night and it was everything and more than I was expecting. I loved the way they used the idea that these young mofos will be going to the closed down camp crystal lake just to score some weed. Jason was more alive and more vicious with his machete than I have ever seen him in the past Friday the 13th. I loved the creative ways he used to kill some of his victims, I loved the actors, especially Jared, I think Friday the 13th fans will love this side of Jason! ---------- Support your horror!
I saw it on Friday the 13th and I honestly hate most remakes however Friday the 13th is my favorite movies so I had to see this one. Honestly I'm not the person to ask because I hated it with a passion and was really pissed to hear everyone around me laughing through the movie. I wanna walk out freaked out from a horror movies not thinking what a joke. This version was nothing but a huge joke to me and Michael Bay should stick to the Transformers. Sorry all just my opinion.
Why: The Thing is always going to remain one of the greatest Alien movies ever because the storyline is both plausible and unimaginable. The Prequel to this Claustrophobic and Paranoiac tale of a shapeshifting alien that overpowered a Norwegian Research team by assimilating them is likely to be both highly anticipated and mostly watched - wrong. But I loved the storyline, I loved how it ended to merge with the beginning of the former movie, I loved the special effects, I also loved the actors I thought they did a very good job overall. This Prequel will make you feel that it was necessary to The Thing franchise as it explains the Alaskan Malamute being chased after and shot at by a rifleman from a Norwegian helicopter.
Actors: Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Joel Edgerton, Ulrich Thomsen, Eric Christian Olsen
WTF Scene: Where Elsa played by Sarah Polley and Dren played by the gorgeous Delphine Chaneac are in the woods, Dren tackles Elsa to the ground, Elsa screams trying to understand Dren's motives for attacking her, and He-she tells her that it wants to be inside her, at that point I am not just taken aback, I cannot believe that she seduces and does the dirty with Clive played by Adrian Brody supposedly her father figure and now Male-Dren wants Elsa (her mother figure), can you say, incestuous menagerie to the max? Shockingly her tail was not only a sharp tool used to kill innocent animal and people alike but also a make-shift penis forced on Elsa as Male-Dren rapes Elsa for over three minutes with her multi-purpose tail.
Actor: Adrian Brody, Delphine Chaneac, Sarah Polley
Director: Vicenzo Natali
Famous Quote: "If you could understand Crazy, it wouldn't be CRAZY"
Bottom Line: In Splice there were a lot of WTF moments but this rape scene was unlike any other as I was both violently traumatized and brain-raped by that part.
