July 27, 2015 @ 7:33 AM

Spoiler Alert!

 

Title: From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

"One night is all that stands between them and their freedom but it's going to be one hell of a night"

Santanico

Yes I am hot and I suck blood for breakfast, lunch and dinner!!!

 

Actors: George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Keitel Harvey, Juliette Lewis, Salma Hayek 

 

Background: From Dusk Till Dawn is one of the most genre bending action vampire movies ever made. Filled with some of the greatest actors to date-- We are quickly introduced to the infamous escaped convicted felons, the Gecko Brothers. Richie and Seth are very different in character and temperament although they share a highly criminal lifestyle. The brothers hijacked a seemingly pious family of three, the Fullers, and their recreational vehicle to cross unsuspectedly the border to rendezvous at a sketchy truckers' bar named the Titty Twister, in Mexico. Well, all arriving to the bar in one piece should have suggested something very ominous was afoot. Unfortunately, you have to see it to believe it, most of the movie is a giant WTF fest. The gratuitous WTF moment segment proposed involves Santanico Pandemonium, a Titty Twister snake dancer, whom has some of the most memorable if not the most WTF scene sequences. Enjoy!

Vampires so ugly, so scary with such potty mouths, that even a sailor would blush. Cheech made such a scandalously endeering introduction for the skinkiest bar in Mexico, the Titty Twister, that most would cheer for or others may need to shower immediately after a listen!

 

Everyone meet Santanico Pandemonium in all her glory...

Santanico

Oh my, drinking from Santanico Pandemonium's toes --every men's dream!

Okay woman too...WTF!!!!

Seth Gecko was just not ready to enter slavery...again, so Santanico had to go!

 

Some trucker...WTF!!!!!!????